SKU: 1609319850015

Grab a Spoon – Embroidered Petty Snapback Hat

For the days when subtlety isn’t on the menu, this embroidered snapback serves the message piping hot: “Grab a Spoon and eat my WHOLE ass.” Bold, chaotic-good energy for anyone who’s had absolutely enough. Stitched in clean white thread on an all‑black structured Decky cap, this hat is equal parts petty, funny, and aggressively cathartic.

The embroidery is done in-house on professional equipment for sharp, durable lettering with attitude. The hat itself is a classic curved-bill snapback with a firm crown and adjustable back—comfortable for daily wear, or whenever someone needs a reminder to back off.

Perfect for:

• Petty gays

• People with zero spoons left

• Anyone who enjoys chaos as a lifestyle

• The friend who always says what you’re thinking

Details:

• Black structured snapback ball cap

• White high-contrast embroidery

• Adjustable hat sizing

• Designed and stitched in-house by TundraGeek Creations

$28.50

In stock (can be backordered)

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